Tā te buus tas pats tikai angliski.
Why male Otakus don't get Girlfriends ...
1.) She hears you talking with your otaku friends about your true feelings for Min-Mei.
2.) Most women are scared off when you request that they call you "Tenchi-sama" in bed.
3.) She drops in unexpectedly when you're watching Wandering Kid, and is not convinced by your claims that it is an art film.
4.) It's against your religion to have a girlfriend; you have devoted your life to Belldandy.
5.) Locking yourself in your room all weekend with the Orange Road LD Box Set and a case of Sapporo Ichiban isn't the best way to meet women.
6.) SHE didn't think that she would "look cute" in that sailor fuku. ...or with her hair dyed green.
7.) She didn't like the way you mumbled "Noriko-chan... SUKI DA!" in your sleep.
8.) The shrine and burning incense around your original Tendo Nabiki cel was "just too damn weird".
9.) four words: Misty May Garage Kit
10.) That complete set of Video Girl Ai telephone cards is not as much of a "babe magnet" as you had hoped.
11.) After spending your grocery money for the next five years on the Urusei Yatsura LD 50, you're really not in a position to be taking girlfriends out for romantic dinners.
12.) You still feel bound by that childhood oath to marry Elle ...no no, wait... that was UY Movie 1, wasn't it....?
13.) When they see their girlfriend (5 seconds before she dumps him) he calls her Bulma without even thinking and gets the slap. -Kate Raberba
14.) If taking her out to dinner, you always go to those really cheap sushi places and yell out a little oral argument between Aeka and Ryoko fighting over Tenchi with your mouth full of the California rolls and tempura shrimp. -Kate Raberba
15.) You say loving stuff to her in Japanese when she can't even understand you. She tells you to shut up, you don't as if you didn't hear her, and she gives you the finger and walks out the door and slams it. -Kate Raberba
16.) You can remember the exact age, birthday, favorite color, ect., of any girl on Tenchi Muyo! and their immediate family, yet you seem to forget her birthday. -Sontaku
17.) She thought that life sized Usagi blowup doll was just "Way to creepy". -Sontaku
18.) Your to late, she's already pledged her life to Trunks. -Sontaku
19.) She didn't agree that wearing a sailor fuku to school was a sign of your eternal love. -Sontaku
20.) Who needs real women when you can have Asuka? -Sontaku
21.) Ramen and EVA aren't exactly a girl's idea of dinner and a movie. -Lupin_IV
Why Female Otakus don't get Boyfriends...
1.) Usually no boyfriends (only imaginary ones). -Elizabeth
2.) Life IS anime, no substitues. -Elizabeth
3.) The "high" life for me is laughter, friends, and anime. -Elizabeth
4.) Music, maestro...please, give me another soundtrack. Good, Lord, Elizabeth (that's me) why do you have all of those movie soundtracks in your room. -Elizabeth
5.) Spend too much time writing stories that speak of Japan (I've written plenty). -Elizabeth
6.) Science fiction, double feature, Dr. X will build a creature... Ever heard of Rocky Horror ? This is THE rock n' roll horror flick worth watching...You don't like it, don't cry to me. -Elizabeth
7.) Star Trek. I'm not a Trekkie, I just like Star Trek. -Elizabeth
8.) I MUST have this tape to fulfill my collection... (That's my quote). -Elizabeth
9.) A girl wants anime merchandise and not chocolates for her b-day, Christmas, Valentines Day or Easter. I got Ninja Resurection for Easter... -Elizabeth
10.) When nothing's good on TV, watch anime. -Elizabeth
11.) Who needs a real guy? anime guys will never betray you. -Friskise the Kat
12.) Would rather be watching anime than being on a date. -Friskise the Kat
13.) (ex)boyfriends always get so jealous when you clutch an anime video to your chest and call out the name of a cute guy in that video (eg. slayers next video=Xellos-sama!! any Sailor Moon video=Endo-kun!!) -Friskise the Kat
14.) Guys hate the high pitched anime voice that you use when speaking japanese. -Friskise the Kat
15.) There are more images of anime guys in your wallet than of the boyfriend. -Friskise the Kat
16.) Boyfriends tend to get upset when you repeatedly call out the name of an anime character at, very inapropriate moments. -Friskise
17.) Spend most of your time writing fanfics on anime ( I've written tons) -Kate Raberba
18.) Call your friends by anime names, which annoy others ( I do) -Kate Raberba
19.) They become violent whenever you comment that the people in their bishonen notebook look like women (she scratched the skin off my arm.) -Sontaku
20.) Hint: The shrine to Mamouru in your closet will not impress a guy. -Sontaku
21.) Your 5 gigs of Trunks images will not impress a guy. -Sontaku
22.) You don't meet guys when you travel in packs with other otaku giggling and chanting is Japanese. -Sontaku
23.) You have an uncanny resemblence to one of the bishouen anime characters. -gypsy5tt