QUOTE(Church @ Jul 30 2007, 22:56)
tieshi taa. taa kaa vairums neciesh emo, vairums veelaas sheit redzeet kosheriigu / aspraatiigu / humoristisku / nezheeliigu konkreetaas subkultuuras nolikshanu zem zemes, nevis maigus spriedeleejumus par teemu
Q: How many Emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. They'd rather sit in the dark & cry.
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i wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself
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If a blonde and an emo kid jump off a building and hit the ground at the same time, who dies first?
The blonde, she drowns in the emo kid's tears.
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What is the best kind of pizza? An emo pizza because it cuts itself.
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Emo is to music as Terrorism is to society.
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My emo friend's hair ate his face.
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I'm sorry to hear about your girlfriend, but could you go cut yourself elsewhere?
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Drive an emo insane:
Put 'em in a round room and tell them to go cry in the corner.
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Q: how do you get an emo out of a tree?
A: Cut The Rope
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Q: How many emo's does it take to paint a wall?
A: Depends on how hard you throw them.
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Q: what is tragic about 4 emo's in a car crash?
A: The car seated 5
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Q: Why can't Emos rob banks?
A: They hold the knife to their own throats and everyone says go for it!
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-knock knock
-whos there
-an emo
-go away
(par shito reecu.. lol...
)
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Emo Alphabet