Keep fit, eat healthy, die anyways

Loosing faith in humanity, one person at a time.

Obey gravity... It's the law

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

And on the 8th day, God sobered up (atguvaas no paarlieku lielas alkohola lietoshanas, varbuut var teikt 'salaapiijaas' (tiem kam shvakaak ar engrish)) .

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

"We're from different worlds....mine has soap and toothpaste"

Jesus is coming - look busy

buckle up, its harder for the aliens to s.ck you out of your car

He who laughs last thinks slowest!

The main cause of divorce is marriage

Un visbeidzot: Uz rozā krekla (on a pink t-shirt):
"Don't laugh- this is your girlfriend's shirt"

Sex is no answer, sex is question, answer is, yes.

Dators dara to, ko tu tam liec, nevis to, ko tu no tā gribi.

Jebkurai rīcībai sekos pretrunīga kritika.

Kļūdīties ir cilvēcīgi, bet, lai saputrotu visu, ir nepieciešams dators.

Jums labāk tam ticēt, ja gribat apgūt šo kursu.

Nevienai īstai problēmai atrisinājuma nav.

Teorija ir, kad jūs zināt, kā tam jāstrādā, bet tas tā nenotiek. Prakse ir, kad viss strādā, bet nav skaidrs, kāpēc. Dažreiz teorija ir apvienota ar praksi - nekas nestrādā un neviens nezina, kāpēc.

Bez šaubām, es reizēm izliekos, ka uztveru dzīvi nopietni.

omg that is funny but erm.

fill me with desire and the outcome will be...desired....

kill them once and say it again then do the action and shoot to kill

indulge in the bitter dropplets of love.........you may charish me if you wish

i care for you not.........for you are the same

Ai cik jūs gudri runājat.

Ir divi veidu audēji:
Tie kuri uzpin kautko un noķer,
Un tie kuri paši sapinas savos tīklos.

Nekad nestrīdies ar idiotu,citādi cilvēki nespēs notiekt kurš ir idiots.

Nesteidzies uz miršanu,to vienmēr var paspēt.

I'm BAAACCKK!!
I know, everyones running for cover...again.
But lookee's I got more quotes.
Here they are:

"Failure, Lika success, is the result of an attempt."

"Don't regret your mistakes, instead, regret your missed opportunities to correct them."

"Govern a family as you would touch your true love: Gently."

"A divorce is like an amputation: you survive, but theres less of you."

"To be loved, Be lovable."

"I see but one rule: to be clear. If I am not clear: all my world crumbles to nothing."

Last one is how I feel. Here it is:

"Writing is the only thing that when I do it, I do not feel I should be doing something else."

Hope you liked them.

TTYL,
Kima